My Big Fat LATINO Wedding       *Nobody has invitations...only maps     *Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails   them out a day before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado" *An average of 12 people attend per invitation. *Latinos never RSVP   !!! *No one goes to church for the wedding,   but everyone goes to the reception.   *All  the centerpieces are gone...  and the reception has just Started. *Everyone's kids are running   around crazy and all you want to do Is throw a bottle at them. *La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.   *People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."   *People are taking huge    pieces of cake home...and telling others  "alla  hay mas." *One of the relatives is drunk and hugging   everyone telling  Them..."te     quiero mucho."     *The dollar      dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives. *There          are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos" *Everyone  wants to be a "madrina"   for your wedding. *The cake was made by "la senora que hace los bizcochos"   instead of the bakery. *The wedding ends at midnight "en el hall" but ends at 6:00 a.m.   At the bride's house.       Send  this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are                         Proud to be Latinos!

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