Took My Dad To The Mall

By: papo1958 Mood: in love Date: 05/06/2009 22:36:05 Music: Salsa Clasica

Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes

 (he is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The

 teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,

 orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find

 him staring very time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,

 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your

 life?' Knowing my Dad,Iquickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

 response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic

 style he did not bat an eye in his response.'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just

 wondering if you were my son.'