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Title: A BORICUA GENNIE {UN GENIO BORICUA}
Category: full of life
Blog Entry: A Puerto Rican woman was walking along the beach of Isla Verde when she stumbled upon an old Cerveza bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and a Gennie appeared. She talked with him for a while then the Gennie told her that he would grant her One Wish.  She said to the Gennie, " I heard from mi comadre Juana that I can get three wishes if I ever found a Gennie." The Gennie said, OH NO!, Sorry Vieja, Three Wish Gennies are a story myth. I am a One Wish Gennie. Uno nada mas, so que quieres? The Woman didn't hesitate and said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this Map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to Love Jews and Americanos, It will bring Peace and Harmony." The Gennie looked at the Map and exclaimed, NO JODAS! BE REASONABLE! These Countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for 500 years. Im good but not that good, I don't think it can be done, Please make another Wish.  The Woman thought fo a minute and said. Well I have never been able to find the Right Man. I  want a Puerto Rican Boyfriend, straight with a job, you know one that does not drink alcohol, nice and fun, likes to dance salsa and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi mamá, and faithful, that doesn't throw bofetadas at me. THAT'S WHAT I WISH FOR A GOOD PUERTO RICAN MAN!!! The Gennie let out  a long sigh, shook his head and said, COÑO NO ME JODAS!!! LET ME SEE THAT FREAKING MAP AGAIN.